Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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