Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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