She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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