All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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