Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?