Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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