is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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