he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I could fuck to npr.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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