If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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