So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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