I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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