The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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