I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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