I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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