if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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