I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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