Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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