Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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