No, you can still breathe under the balls.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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