i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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