Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Non-Jews are for practice
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
