this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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