I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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