Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
