So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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