Swine flu. Run for my life!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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