Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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