I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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