Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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