I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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