i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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