lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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