New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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