dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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