I didn't shave. On purpose
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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