is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
ok first of all what the fuck
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