If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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