I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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