we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Im just a social blackout drinker.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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