girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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