it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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