Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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