How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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