Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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