why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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