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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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