Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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