Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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