Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
high people should be assigned attendants
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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