i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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