Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm getting married
To pizza
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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