Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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