It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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